New friendships are always fun in the beginning. You meet new people, discover you both enjoy food and alcohol, and a new number goes in the cell phone for those after work vent sessions.
If you know me personally, outside this blog, you know I am always up for witty banter. Until recentley, I could only rely on my friend Nicole for this on Nantucket, but now I have broadened my circle a tad and found a new cousin on this tiny rock. Ancestory.com would be proud. Below is the email I receieved from my new cousin this morning...
A couple life lessons learned last night...
1. The Devil went down to Georgia lookin for souls to steal cause...ALL WOMEN FROM THERE ARE FROM HELL anyway...
2. 99% of all female masseurs are hot....It's just a fact.
3. Anyone who spends more than a week in Thailand is my hero. Double points if they did it on a motorcycle and date 19 year olds...
4. Never trust anyone who offers you a glass of from a previously open bottle of wine...Why are there so many open bottles of wine at the BPG?!?!?!? Not even a glass poured from them...just enough missing to slip in a rohipnol, then the cork goes back in???
5. Don't bother going to the Galley...The Galley will come to you.
6. Rebel Fiddle isn't just good music...It's a way of life.
7. 6 Tylenol in the morning doesn't make up for 6 bottles of water I should have drunk last night.
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